There is a Simpsons episode where cows are being fed into a meat-grinder by conveyer belt and you can see Ralph Wiggum in the background about to fall into it. He is just standing there without a clue. It is very funny…but I cant remember the episode
Which one is that episode?
hhmmm…yeah I’m not sure it’s Lisa the Veg. but I may have a copy of it and I’ll check it out…thanks tho
Shan
thanks! thats the one
I have always had VERY, VERY lucid dreams. One of them I had every night for years as a child (I am 20 now) but it still freaks me out. I was in the car with my Mom, two of my sister’s were in the back and I was in the front passenger seat. My mom had to run into the grocery store so she left the car running so we could listen to the radio. She walks into the store and a garage door opens. I look inside the garage/market and she is being put through a meat grinder by two employees. One of them runs out and gets into the driver seat and starts to drive away with us in the car. I bend over and the seatbelt starts to strangle me and I wake up.
Is there any significance to this dream? I have never forgotten it and it’s been at least fourteen years since I have had it. Also, very rarely (it’s happened maybe six times my entire life) I will look at a stranger and I get the EXACT same feeling I got in my dream when I was being strangled. I feel that when I get that feeling, it means they have a bad aura and not to approach them.
I don’t want to sound really weird because I don’t much believe in psychic abilities but does anyone think could this be any sort of warning I get when there is a bad person around?
The last time I got it – I was in a store with my Mom and a man looked over at me and I literally started to choke and felt that same suffocating feeling. I want to approach these people and test the waters, so to speak, but I don’t want any harm done to me.
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSWBT00801220071203
Had he enjoyed the grieve and sorrow that he brought from his un-mature adventure in Iraq to US and the whole world that he want us to send our kids to meat grinder once again for Israel’s sake??
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
